Oh My! He has really BIG…..Feet!

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I recently over heard a conversation on the subway, where two women were discussing the possibility of having sex with some man.  Here’s how the conversation went: Girl 1: “I can’t wait until I get all of that 11.5 inches…..”  Girl 2: “Wait, what?!  How do you know the exact size of that man’s penis.”  Girl 1: “I think he wears about a 11.5 in shoe size so obviously that’s the size of his penis.” Girl 2 then starts to laugh in a similar way that I was laughing in my head.

Do all men with huge feet have large penises?  Is there any truth to this sterotype or is it just a flat out lie made up by some man with large feet and a small penis?  I’m sure all men with large feet have no complaints about this saying, so I’m sure you’ll just disregard everything that I’ll say in this post.  To your defense (and everyone who believes this), back in the day and I mean…..way back in the day according to Darwinian Evolution Theory, if men had large penises and small feet, they would keep falling forward. Obviously one day they’ll hit their heads on a stone, bust their heads open to the white meat and eventually leading them to their demise.  According to the Theory it was common sense, survival of the fittest.  Well….sorry guys, my common sense is telling me that this is a bunch of bull crap!  It should be no surprise to anyone that a man’s shoe size or his hand size has nothing to do with his penis size.  

I’m sure every lady and some of you men have been in a “situation” with a man, checked out his shoe size, his hand size and thought you were about to see the king of kong but instead you were disappointed when he pulled out the smurf of all smurfs.  All of your dreams and hopes for that myth to be true was shattered.  

Don’t get me wrong there are some people with small feet carrying a huge gun and there are men who actually live up to the myth and It has everything to do with genetics.  So to all of you men out there who don’t add up to your shoe size you should blame your daddy or the men on your mom’s side, and oh…please don’t act like you have more than you do, just embrace it and become great at other things (wink ;)).  Ladies don’t just assume a man is packing based off of his shoe size…..you may end up disappointed.  

For your entertainment only, I’ve included a chart of what your penis size should be, according to your shoe size.  

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